Drink if you encounter…
- cultural misappropriation (Indigenous headdresses, bindi, harem pants, etc.)
- a dude in a tank top
- a dude in no shirt at all
- a contact high
- a portapotty with toilet paper
- a girl wearing cutoffs and cowboy boots (two drinks if tights are involved)
Take a shot if you come across…
- a conversation containing “It’s all about the music for me”
- a conversation containing “I just wanna DANCE!”
- your ex
- a barefoot person dancing
- Rambo
- a t-shirt from another outdoor music festival
Go to the bottle if…
- you see more than one of your exes
- a stranger succeeds in giving you a high five
- a beach ball hits you in the head
